Characters: Super Junior-M
Pairings: None really, it's pretty much just Gen.
Rating: So G it hurts.
Summary: It's Kyuhyun's birthday. Zhou Mi, Donghae and Ryeowook want to surprise him. But why does this involve SJ-M shoved in a closet?
Notes: Lmao this is my first SuJu piece since September and I have no idea what it is. But enjoy it anyway? I'm sorry Kyuhyun.
"Why are we hiding in a closet?” Henry whispered.
“Shhh, he’ll hear you.” Donghae whispered back.
“Kuixian,” Zhou Mi answered and then put his hand over Henry’s mouth to quiet the youngest boy.
“But why does it matter if he hears me or not?” Henry muttered into Zhou Mi’s hand but it just came out as an incoherent mess.
“What?” Donghae asked loudly, “I can’t hear you through Mimi’s hand.”
Henry rolled his eyes and then glanced up at Zhou Mi with a look that said ‘Can you remove your hand, please?’ and sighed when the other complied. “I said why does it matter if he hears me or not?”
“Because it’s his birthday!” Donghae and Zhou Mi answered in unison.
“And we want to surprise him.” Ryeowook answered from where he was squished into the corner of the closet, his voice muffled a little.
“By hiding in his closet?”
“It was Siyuan’s idea.” Zhou Mi said with a large grin on his face.
“It was not.” Siwon answered from his less than comfortable spot in between Han Geng and the wall.
“Yes it was,” Donghae replied.
“I would never suggest that we hide in Kyuhyun’s closet,” Siwon answered in an annoyed tone, “That’s just ridiculous.”
“So whose idea was it?” Henry asked.
“Mine,” Ryeowook replied in a small voice.
“But I thought it was Siyuan’s idea.” Zhou Mi said.
“I wouldn’t think of something so stupid.” Siwon replied.
“It’s not all that stupid,” Donghae replied and smiled at Ryeowook.
“The six of us cannot comfortably fit in here, damnit.” Siwon complained.
“We could if you and Zhou Mi weren’t so damned lanky,” Henry responded.
“It’s not like I asked to be shoved into a closet with the group of you.” Siwon all but yelled.
“I never asked either!” Henry shouted, “Donghae and Zhou Mi threw me in here!”
“…I’m sorry I came up with such a stupid plan.” Ryeowook muttered, sniffing a little.
Zhou Mi pulled Ryeowook to his chest, petting the younger boy’s hair and then turning to glare at Henry and Siwon, “Now look at what you did! You made Lixu cry~”
“It’s not my fault he came up with something so idiotic!” Siwon declared.
“He thought it would be a nice way to surprise Kyuhyunnie for his birthday!” Donghae practically screamed.
“Be quiet.” Han Geng said and pushed his ear against the closet door.
“Why?” Five voices answered.
“Because I can hear you,” Kyuhyun stated and pulled open the door to his closet, chuckling as the six other members of SJ-M fell out in one big heap.
“Happy Birthday?” Ryeowook said through his tears, trying his best to smile.
“Thanks,” Kyuhyun replied and reached out to help the older boy to his feet, “But next year you might want to try and hide somewhere where the six of you can actually fit.”
“…Right.” Ryeowook rubbed at his eyes and then flashed Kyuhyun a smile. “So…did I do good?”
“You did good, Hyung.” Kyuhyun ruffled Ryeowook’s hair and smiled back at him, “The rest of you are way too loud though.”
“I helped!” Zhou Mi shouted and got to his feet, staring at Kyuhyun.
“He did!” Donghae confirmed, “And so did I!”
“Then I suppose you two can come out for dinner with me and Ryeowook-hyung.” Kyuhyun said, chuckling a little.
“I didn’t do anything either.” Han Geng stated.
Kyuhyun smiled down at their leader before reaching out and untangling the oldest male from the pile of limbs on the floor, “Then you can come too.”
“What about us?” Siwon asked.
“I’m sure there are leftovers in the fridge.” Kyuhyun said in a flippant tone and then headed for the door.
“But I didn’t even do anything!” Henry complained.
“You were fighting with Siwon-hyung on my birthday.” Kyuhyun replied and then lead the other four out of his room, leaving Henry and Siwon in a tangled mess on the floor.
“I hate you kid.” Siwon stated as the door slammed shut behind the other five members of SJ-M.
“I don’t like you much either.” Henry replied and rolled his eyes.
“Get your elbow out of my ribs.”
“Get your ribs out of my elbow.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
And so they all lived happily ever after.
Except for Siwon and Henry who were forced to eat leftovers while the others enjoyed rather delicious but also expensive food (which they charged to Siwon’s credit card).